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notchicken:

*releases 420 cows into a field* hahahaha graze it

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That’s right giiiiirl.

Have sex wit yo husband!!

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phatticuss:

my crush: haha i like you . . as a friend!

me: image

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hypnomaniac:

'you shouldn't eat that it's too fattening/full of calories'

*proceeds to eat both food and person*

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cooldudebro:

the first rule of fight club

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militiamedic:

bootyisagirlsbestfriend:

"go the fuck away im not dealing w ur snake shit today"

… he just slapped a fucking cobra.

militiamedic:

bootyisagirlsbestfriend:

"go the fuck away im not dealing w ur snake shit today"

… he just slapped a fucking cobra.

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